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i'm a bit of a mess.
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
alphabethic:

I luv u king curtis

alphabethic:

I luv u king curtis

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

Me talking about 5sos
me: they're all fuckin dorks
person: I thought you liked them
me: no you don't understand

@Michael5SOS Throwing socks at your window at midnight cause rocks would damage the window and I ain’t paying for it

bastilletho
"Do you worry about how famous, and how quickly you are getting famous, and that it will change the internal dynamic?" x
5sassysoses:

I almost pissed myself in physics laughing.

5sassysoses:

I almost pissed myself in physics laughing.

littleboatstillfloating:

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

This shit needs to be longer oh my god

haywood-pattillo:

goD DAMMIT BARBARA

haywood-pattillo:

goD DAMMIT BARBARA

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

If I were to ask you out, would I have to get [Voight]’s permission, first?